Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND…
#THE MOST EXPLICIT SEX SCENE EVER RECORDED ON FILM #THEY SHOULD HONESTLY BAN THIS IMO #pride and prejudice #he looks at her like’s been lost in the desert wandering aimlessly for days and she’s the first water he’s seen #and when he steps closer and looks at her lips but doesn’t say anything like _______ FLATLINE #CODE BLUE #GET A FUCKING MEDIC!!! GET A DOCTOR GET A QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL I AM DYING #you know this some real shit cause if youre in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of like a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARASSING’ #little fitzwilliam things #’I HAVE A MARBLE STATUE OF MYSELF IN THE FOYER OF MY HOUSE let’s date’ (via apriki x)
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.